Welcome to HomeTown USA
After all the excitement and anticipation, you have arrived in the Realm of JimsJems.
HomeTown USA is an example of the small town spirit.
Take your time, explore, and enjoy your visit.
You deserve it.

Disclaimer
The facts presented in this town are based on my best guesses and my substantially faulty old man memory. The opinions expressed herein are strictly those of the mayor and are protected by the U.S. Constitution. I think.
Spelling, punctuation and syntax errors are immediately fixed when I find them; slowly repaired when you do.
If I have slandered any races or religions, either expressly or inadvertently, they're most likely too easily offended. Lighten up.
If I have slandered any people or groups of people, either expressly or inadvertently, they should contact me to express their point of view. I will listen but it is doubtful I will change my mind.
I am not, or do I claim to be, a professional healer or physiatrist. Anything seen or heard in this town is strictly for entertainment purposes. If not, it should be. |